The best has yet to come.

(Source: exploding-zombies)

facepalmforhumanity:

I love this so much.

funniest thing ever

the corn gets me every time.

fuck. I’m dead.

(Source: theamericankid, via thefuuuucomics)

(Source: robintheshrew, via lmaogtfo)

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thatvalayleekid:

AMERICA!!!!!!!

AMMMEEERRRRIICCAA!

I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

(Source: lillianjessica, via lmaogtfo)

piercing-whore:

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s War

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Bin Laden

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Afganistan

Harry Potter and the Goblet of the Soldier

Harry Potter and the Order of Seal Team 6

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Terrorist

Harry Potter and the Deathly Bombing

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xchrisgb:

If you guess right I’ll give you a dollar.. 😏 (Taken with instagram)

Onion rings. Where’s my dollar, nigga?

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