...and here it is.

 

bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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mechacop:

"Grandpa, what is that a tattoo of?"
“Well you see, many many years ago there was a Japanese Cartoon called Neon Genesis Evangelion”

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

profoak:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY