May 2013
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vriksaserket: vriksaserket: i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
May 22nd
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pussy game too strong
May 22nd
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May 20th
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damonallbran: preliminaires: neugenics: badafro: ohmygustavsson: pregnancy begins when you look at a boy pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy pregnancy begins the dark pregnancy  the dark pregnancy rises
May 20th
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slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean  be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers
May 20th
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May 19th
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kkkirkkk: alternativepokemonart: naoren: Okay but You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool I WANT ONE That actually does look pretty dope.
May 19th
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witneyhouston: im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson  LMAO!! I WATChED THAT!
May 18th
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No Labels
opticnerves: gasptambourines: gay-men: Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice. socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP. this is fucking great Too bad vodka is fucking nasty as shit.
May 18th
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Listenkellyykao: katear: i-fuck-nuns: ...
May 17th
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May 17th
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extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
May 17th
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blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
May 16th
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May 16th
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sorryforpartybarackin: its so rude when you try to be nice and hold the door open for people but they won’t come in the stall with you
May 16th
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dilemmemily: one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
May 15th
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WatchWatch
summits: awesomephilia: Wait for it… [0:04] This was 1000x funnier than I thought it’d be.
May 15th
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